Chuck Jones and Friz Freleng would have to team up with Dr. Seuss to make this. It would be made at DePatie-Freleng Productions. And the script would be like this. Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do!
He can go like a cow
He can go moo, moo
Mr. Brown can do it, how about you?
He can go like a bee
Mr. Brown can buzz
How about you? Can you go buzz, buzz?
He can go like birds up in a tree, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet
He can go like a cork, pop, pop, pop, pop
He can go like horse feet, klopp, klopp, klopp
He can go eek, eek like a squeaky shoe
He can go like a rooster, cock-a-doodle doo
He can go like an owl, hoo, hoo, hoo
Eek, eek, eek, eek, cock-a-doodle doo
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, how about you?
He can go like the rain, dibble-dibble-dibble dopp
Dibble-dibble-dibble-dibble, dopp, dopp, dopp
He can go like a train, choo-choo-choo-choo
Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do!
Moo-moo, buzz-buzz, tweet tweet, pop, pop, pop
Eek, eek, hoo, hoo, klopp, klopp, klopp
Dibble-dibblе, dopp, dopp; cock-a-doodle doo
Mr. Brown can do it, how about you?
Mr. Brown can whisper, whisper vеry soft, very high
Like the soft, soft whisper of a butterfly
Maybe you can, too, I think you ought to try.
He can go like a plane up in the sky. Whirr whirr, whirr, whirr.
He can go like a horn, blurp, blurp, blurp, blurp
Like a big cat drinking, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp
He can go like a clock, he can tick, he can tock
He can go like a hand on a door, knock-knock
Tick, tock, tick, tock, knock-knock-knock.
Mr. Brown is a wonder he can go like zebras eating cake chomp-chomp-chomp-chomp.
He can go like a rattlesnake, hiss-hiss, hiss-hiss
Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do!
Blurp, blurp, slurp, slurp, cock-a-doodle doo
Knock-knock-knock and hoo, hoo, hoo
He can even sizzle, sizzle, he can do that too
Like an egg in a frying pan, how about you?
He can go like a van. Vroom vroom,vroom,vroom.
Mr. Brown is so smart, as smart as they come
He can do a hippopotamus chewing gum
Grum, grum, grum, grum, grum, grum, grum
Mr. Brown is so smart, he can even do this:
he can even make a noise like a goldfish kiss. Pip!
He can go like elephants eating from a dish! Munch munch, munch.
Boom, boom, boom, Mr. Brown is a wonder
Boom, boom, boom, Mr. Brown makes thunder
He makes lightning, splat, splat, splat
And it's very, very hard to make a noise like that.
Mr. Brown is a wonder he can go like a car. Beep, beep, beep.
Like a person playing songs on a guitar.
Maybe you can too, I think you ought to try.
He can go like a frog. Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
He can snore like hogs on a barn.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
He can go like a duck. Quack quack, quack.
He can go like an ice cream truck.
Maybe you can too, I think you ought to try.
He can go like a telephone. Ring, ring, ring, ring.
Like a school bell dinging. Ding, ding, ding, ding.
Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do!
Moo-moo, buzz-buzz, pop, pop, pop
Eek, eek, hoo, hoo, klopp, klopp, klopp
Dibble-dibble, dopp, dopp, cock-a-doodle doo
Grum-grum, grum-grum, choo, choo, choo
Chomp chomp, hiss hiss, munch munch
Boom, boom, splat, splat, tick, tick, tock
Sizzle-sizzle, blurp, blurp, knock, knock, knock
Ring ring, ding ding, beep beep, vroom vroom,
Tweet tweet, quack quack, Zzzzzzzzzzz. Ribbit ribbit ribbit, whirr whirr,
A slurp and a whisper and a fish kiss, too
Mr. Brown can do it, how about you?