Big Boy Boomeroo is a song from The Butter Battle Book.
Lyrics[]
To make the world's
Most mighty weapon,
You take a mess of mooka-moo,
And you twaddle it
And you waddle it a bit.
That's what ya do...
Now the slime and stable substance
That grow deep beneath the land
Contains primeval powers
That we scarcely understand.
And when it starts to burp and bubble,
You compress it in the sprox
That precipitates the fluggens
And activates the glox.
Then you squeeze it till it's squizzened,
Then you squeeze it even tighter,
'Cause the tighter that it's squizzened
Makes its mighty might more mighter!
And it's just a bloody miracle
You've got when you are through,
You've got a little itsy-bitsy
Big boy boomeroo!
A lovely throbbing, gobbing gumdrop
That you're holding in your hand
Will blow those blasted Zooks away...
To Never Never Land! (Ha ha!)