Did I Ever Tell You...? is a Dr. Seuss poem published in the February 1956 issue of Redbook Magazine. It describes an indecisive creature called the Zode, who comes to a fork in the road and can't decide which way to go. He attempts to go both ways at once, and ends up splitting his pants.
The poem was later reprinted in Ray Johnston's instructional book Developing Student Leaders (1992), and has since circulated around the Internet ("The Zode in the Road").