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Let Us All Sing(text)[]
Let us all sing! It's good for almost anything. It's good for dusty musty throats to let out gusty lusty notes. It's good for people, frogs and goats to open up and sing. It's good for tongues and necks and knees of people, bees and chimpanzees. So, if by chance you're one of these, open up! Open up and sing! Sing! Sing! It's good for almost anything!
Happy Birthday To Little Sally Spingel Spungel Sporn(text)[]
Happy Birthday to Little Sally Spingel Spungel Sporn, who was having her birthday today then she was born. And happy birthday also to Fredrick Futzenwell, who was born upon this wondrous day as well. And happy birthday also to Waldo Wilberforce, Happy birthday to like-wise Paul Revere's fine horse. But most of all, we sing to honor you born upon this great, great, great day too!
The Super-Supper March(text)[]
Hungry, hungry, I am hungry. Table, table, here I come. I could eat a goose, goose, burger! Fifteen pickles and a purple plum! I could eat three bowls of goolash, half a pound of wuzzled wheat! I could eat a peck of peppers! Then I really get to work and eat! Oysters, noodles, strawberry stroodles, french fries, fish hash, one red beet! Lamb chops, wham chops, huckleberry mish mash, Oh, the things that I can eat! Donuts, dumplings, blueberry bumplings! Chocolate, mush-mush super sweet! Clam stew, ham stew, watermelon, wush wush! Oh, the stuff that I could eat! Deep dish, rhubarb, upside down cake! I could eat a frittered flum. Hungry, hungry, I am starving! Table, table, table, here I come!