Answer Yes or No is a song in The Hoober-Bloob Highway.
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear—
We've got a pretty hopeless case here.
Maybe it would help if we ask him a few very simple questions.
A few simple questions, just check them as they go—
All you have to do, young man... is answer yes or no.
Do you believe in hydroponics? Answer yes or no.
Are you any good at microgonics? Answer yes or no.
Are you religious? Do you ever stumble?
Do you have bad dreams? Does your belly ever rumble?
If you hope to win, keep up your chin,
And answer yes or no.
Has your old man paid his income tax? Oh, you are so slow...
Would you marry a quipperquax? Answer yes or no.
Do your feet get sore? Does your uncle snore?
How do you feel about going to war?
If you want to succeed, speed up your speed,
And answer Yes or No.
Are you? Are you? Will you? Won't you?
Answer yes or no—
Will you? Won't you? Do you? Don't you?
Answer yes or no.
Are you? Aren't you? Will you? Won't you?
Answer yes or no—
Will you? Won't you? Do you? Don't you?
Answer yes or no!