Fun, Fun, Fun

Fun, Fun, Fun is one of the songs from the The Cat in the Hat series. It is featured in the 2003 adaption.

Lyrics[]

Pre - verse[]

Mastero

I Know it is wet and the Sun is not sunny,
but We can have lots of good Fun that is funny!
It's Fun to have fun but yaGot to know how...
(Ugh...) Hairball
I know lots of good trick and I'll--
The Fish: STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!
Conrad: Who said that?
The Fish: Me. Remember The Fish, came home in a baggie and love me for 2 week and then NOTHING!
Sally: The Fish is talking
The Cat: Well sure he can talk but if he saying anything. No
The Fish: Hey socks can it. This cat should not be in here, he should not be about! He should not be here when your mother is out!
The Cat: Come on kids you're gonna listen to him? He drinks where he pees!

First verse[]

There was this cat I knew back home where I was bred
He never listened to a single thing his mother said
He never used the litter box, he made a mess in the hall
That's why they sent him to a vet to cut off both his ba-
Ba... Ba... Boy!

That wasn't fun, fun, fun; he never learns
You can have fun, fun, fun, but less is more
They may ship you off to school so reign it in a little
We can't spell “fun” without “U” in the middle

Second verse (deleted from the theatrical version but featured on the soundtrack)[]

There was this high strung cat, who thought she knew it all,
The way she scheduled out her day could drive you up the wall
She liked to be the teacher's pet, always the head of the class
It took a ton of TNT to kill the bug up her a-,
Ah... ah... Ask me!

Was she fun, fun, fun? Not a chance;
You can’t have fun, fun, fun, if you’re uptight
So loosen up and lose this list; life isn’t such a riddle
You can’t spell “fun” without “U” in the middle

Third verse[]

You can juggle, work and play, but you have to know the way
You can keep afloat a wish like the way I do this fish
You can be a happy fella; someone throw me an umbrella
And that rake; that cake! Life’s what you make

And so, have fun, fun, fun! Go insane
And have some fun, fun, fun! Just look at me!
Fun, fun, fun! No more rain!
Look, it’s the sun, sun, sun! So can’t you see?

I’m as happy as a clam, I’m as fit as a fiddle
Yeah, the dogs may bark about you
And the purebred cats may doubt you

(Spoken) Milk? Big mistake!
But remember this: you can’t have “fun” without “U”...

(Spoken) I knew that milk would come back to haunt me!

(Belches loudly)
“U”
In the middle!

Trivia[]

The Cat almost said the swear words which he avoided and continued the song with "boy" and "ask me".
In this song, the first verse refers to Conrad and the second refers to Sally.
According to a YouTuber named Stefan who reviewed this film's deleted scenes, an 80s art singer came to sing the notes Myers couldn't hit, namely the lines, "There was this high-strung cat..." and "...if you’re uptight, so loosen up and lose those lists..."
It likely the Cat made up the first and second verse as a way to change Conrad and Sally's personality.