Gramp's Patrol Song is a song from The Butter Battle Book.
Lyrics[]
With a song in my heart
And a spring in my knee,
With a glint in my eye
And a hut-two-three,
I strided with pride
Along that wall,
And I watched those Zookers
One and all.
And if they got fresh,
I just gave them a twitch
With my tough-tufted prickely
Snick-Berry Switch.